Just Your Average Autistic Bitch

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Hello, Tumblr.

Welcome to my main!

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Here’s some trivia while you’re here.

  • I go by Valley and Aggie online, so feel free to refer to me by either
  • I’m female, and I use she/her pronouns
  • I’m actually autistic, hence my username and blog caption

I also have side blogs now. You can find them here.

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vintagestag
wheeloffortune-design

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

carebewear

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

exlibrisfangirl

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funny memes memes not my meme tea bags
cupidsbower

Flower shop AU

demisexualmerrill

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

shenko

Omfg

koscheiis

MY TIME HAS COME

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

cupidsbower

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The “fuck you” bouquet.

(Not to scale. Sources: geranium, foxglove, meadowsweet, yellow carnation, orange lillies.)

the fuck you bouquet flower shop flower shop au trope